The Bald Community Needs To Band Together And Stand Up For Prince William After Finding Out Kate Middleton Calls Him 'Baldy' On A Regular Basis

[Source] - The author reported that Middleton calls William “babe,” but also has some sassy names for her husband, like “Big Willy” and “baldy.”

Holy shit, this is one of the meanest things I've ever seen. You can't call your husband baldy. That's a direct attack on an entire community of people like us! There are dozens and dozens of us! You know why this is the meanest thing I've ever seen? 1) William is the person who has the bloodline to the royal family. Not Kate, you don't get to make fun of the person who brought you into this all. 2) William can't even say anything back. Go ahead, if you're married call your wife an innocent insult and play it off as loving. Hope you're ready for that fight. 

Not to mention, Baldy isn't even that bald. He ain't got a great set of lettuce or anything. But it's insulting to call him bald when the rest of us are working hard on the other side. We embrace it. We don't get the joy of going to a barber anymore and just escaping for 30 minutes or what have you to get a haircut. Nope, we have to get out our own razors and shape it up and make everything look smooth and clean. 

No doubt Big Willy is what she calls him when they want to fuck. That's the easiest one to predict out there. You got a couple royalties going at it, there's gonna be a Big Willy shout out. Nothing like referencing a 90s icon. That's almost, ALMOST, enough to make up for the baldy line. I don't care if Kate Middleton has some potato sack look to her, you can't be calling your husband baldy. He catches enough shit from his pals, he doesn't need it from his home too. 

This is just a fellow bald standing up for a direct insult. It's just mean! Leave William alone! 

PS: Kate can 100% call me baldy and I'd just nod along.