Employee Of The Month: Walmart Worker Stops $300 Theft And Poses Like She Got The Drug Bust Of The Century

Listen, it's the weekend in the dog days of summer and we don't have much SPORTS here at Barstool Sports and even last night's boxing match of the decade was a dud. So thank god we have social media for some entertainment in the meantime. There's very few things Facebook is still good for, and luckily for us we have the Walmart on Pat Thomas Parkway in Quincy, Florida on it because this is one of my favorite photos ever. Whatever they are paying this woman I assure you it isn't close to enough. We need to start calling her the Grocery Guardian. The Produce Preserver. Buddy scanned two tomatoes and said "alright we're all set here". Not on her watch. You think you can scan your steak as potatoes with this overseer around? They had her posing out there like she just got the drug bust of the century:

I could write a blog on how trash this grocery selection is, but it doesn't really matter because they ran into the wrong watchful protector that day. I can't imagine how awkward that conversation must have been when Superintendent Sandra came over and said oh we're not scanning today? Two full carts was probably a little too ambitious but at least we'll always have this photo. Facebook wins again.