'They Don't Know Shit' - Media Voters Will Think Twice About Picking Charlotte Last In The AAC After This Threat From New Head Coach Biff Poggi

[Source] - “Last. Yeah. Last,” Poggi admitted with disgust. “Press conference, three questions. You know, ‘You guys suck, let’s get to the next guys.’ And I would like to take whoever those writers were that voted on that, and hold them upside down by their ankles and smack their heads off the ground a couple times because they don’t know sh*t.”

Hey man, I get you're trying to protect your team in your first season, but, uh, Charlotte stinks at football. I don't know how else to describe the program. They've had one winning season ... ever. Sure, they took some time off considering they didn't even have a team from 1948 until 2013, but the point still stands. Not exactly a power. Plus, someone has to be picked last in the AAC. Of course it's going to be Charlotte. It's not like people are voting for them to win the conference like idiots did with Vanderbilt. 

I love that he's still pissed off about only getting 3 questions during media day: 

Feel like most coaches would love this. Oh nice, I don't have to answer a bunch of the same questions over and over again. But not Biff. Biff, while looking very much like his only job would ever be a football coach, gets upset about that. He demands respect and who are we not to give that to him with the name like Biff Poggi? The name alone is worth 2 wins a year. 

Poggi is going to be entertaining as shit. Need a mic on him at all times, win or lose. He's going to celebrate every win like the Super Bowl. He's going to take every loss as an insult. It's coaching nirvana there. Consider this a warning though. There will be no more disrespect to the Charlotte 49ers. They will never be picked last again because Biff Poggi says so. They will get more than 3 questions at press conferences. Biff Poggi doesn't make promises he can't deliver.