Video Of This Crosstown Classic Brawl In A Suite At Guaranteed Rate Field, Between Cubs and White Sox Fans, Is Just Flat Out Sad

Imagine shelling out pretty decent money for a "suite" (I use that term liberally), to go to a baseball game on a Wednesday evening, between two teams with a combined record of 91-113, from the same fucking city, and getting worked up enough over who the fuck knows that you start trading blows with people in that same suite? 

Just because they root for the team to the north or the south of where you grew up?

You know what they say, "Money might be able to buy you a suite at Guaranteed Rate Field, but it can't buy you class". And they're right. 

Reminder, if you go to a sporting event and fight you're a fucking loser of the highest regard and seriously need to evaluate your life. 

And this kid/guy with the wannabe Trippie Red hairstyle going on is the king of them all.

Having to be pulled out of your seat, to be pulled off from teeing off on somebody on the ground, and then flaying away with your feet trying to get some stomps in? 

Ban this guy from ever attending another sporting event again for life. Kick him off the tour Doug.

And while you're at it, throw this lady in the white pants out too for being a coward, throwing in cheap shots from the bleachers.

Embarrassing all around.

Except for this guy. Who says America is falling out of love with ice cream? 

Nothing was taking this guy away from his.