Boat Full Of 19 Year Old Dropshipping Bros Goes Viral For Looking Like The Worst Place On Earth And Not Having Any Women On It

Dudes rock. This is Miami in a nutshell in 2023. Bald Paul gotta be punching air seeing this after relocating to the Sunshine State. Putting a bottle of Black Label on ice and someone wearing a Vlone ski mask as they peddle their dropshipping course to you on Twitter is all I needed to know about this boat. You know how much effort you have to put in to a city like Miami to end up having a 100 foot yacht day with ZERO women aboard? A bottle of Grey Goose and a tray of fruit with a bunch of fellas is now considered a networking event. How did they even get the alcohol if they're 19? We truly are living in the end times.

What do we think the conversations are like on this boat? How many "disruptive" and "drop shipping" and "online course" were dropped in the making of this movie? And who or what is that guy in the back right of first photo just standing there looking like a video game character:  

Rumor has it he's still in that position to this day. You could tell me that this is just the third season of White Lotus and I'd probably believe you because it's that bizarre. This is just the modern day version of that Wimbledon meme from forever ago:

Pot meet kettle. To each their own, but Miami is probably the last place on Earth I'd want to live after seeing this boat. And I'll refrain from any networking events in the near future. Joey Camasta might happily accept that invite though.