Deshaun Watson Says He's So Locked In That He's Either Sleeping, Eating, Or At The Browns Practice Facility

Let me B-Rabbit you all real quick, as I already know what everyone's about to say. "That's because he's on house arrest" or "because he legally cannot go anywhere else" or "massage parlor got snubbed here". Wrong. The fact of the matter is that Deshaun Watson is officially locked the fuck in. And that is bad news for not only the rest of the AFC North, or the rest of the AFC, but the entire NFL. Let's not forget that if Deshaun (78 overall in Madden 24) replicates his best season in the league, he'll be the Browns single season passing leader, all time passing TD leader in a season, all time completion rate leader in a season, and all time leading rusher at QB in a season. Yes, I'm thrilled that my ultra-talented quarterback surrounded by an ultra-talented team is focused on football. 

And I don't want to here anyone say that ALL quarterbacks do this either. Let us not forget one Browns quarterback threw on a wig and headed to Vegas under an alias in early January just a few years ago.

The original Billy Football.

But anyways, that era is over. Our QB is now locked the fuck in and my goodness, it's already showing on the practice field.

It's okay that the media is staying quiet about the Browns. I hope we can keep that underdog mantra going within the locker room until we're at least 5-0.