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Billy Horschel Should Automatically Make The Cut At The Open After Grabbing A Protestor And Tossing Him To The Cops On The 17th Hole

That's it. I need Billy Horschel in the red, white and blue playing over in Italy later this year. I mean, why not? People are talking about taking Justin Thomas off the team with how he's been playing lately, why not take Billy Ho instead? You know he's a team guy. You know he's going to be the enforcer of the team and that's part of winning the Ryder Cup on the road, handling the crowd. 

Kind of bullshit that Billy Ho is going to miss the cu at +6. Feel like he should automatically be placed on the cut line. Give him the advantage of taking care of the course. I didn't see any other play step up, just someone from Florida which you know...It Just Means More! SEC! SEC! All that stuff. 

I'm getting sick of every major event these Just Stop Oil protestor dumbasses. This is why we need to let athletes fight back. You want to invade the playing surface, be ready to catch a 7-iron to the shin. I really think trying to protest at a golf event is worst case scenario. You have legit weapons in the bag if you feel like you're in danger. Just like Francis said yesterday, stingers and/or bladed chips for all of us that are 15 handicaps and/or Frankie chipping. 

Of course these assholes tried to do it on the 17th hole too. I love the closing two holes at Royal Liverpool. The short par 3 17th followed by the internal OB on 18. Give me chaos. We don't need orange flares on the green at 17 though. The players are already stressed enough about the hole. I dare one of them to protest with Rahm on the tee.