Murderer Alex Murdaugh's Bizarre, Topless Prison Selfies Have Been Leaked And It's A Tough Look, Folks

Certainly the last thing you want to see if you're a leftover dumpling in the fridge at 3am. And yeah, holy jump-scare, Batman. I love a set of big naturals as much as the next red-blooded American, but this was... unsettling. 

Via TMZ:

The convicted murderer -- who was found guilty of killing of his wife and son earlier this year -- has had selfies he's taken from inside his prison cell leaked to the public ... and they're quite something to look at, especially since a handful of them feature AM shirtless.

It appears he's using a smart tablet, which inmates in protective custody -- something he's been relegated to in a South Carolina maximum security facility -- get to use for leisure.

Here's a few more angles in case your day wasn't ruined yet:

Great question in the Tweet above - WHERE ARE HIS NIPPLES?

The top left photo of him laughing into the camera like a goofball made my stomach turn. How do you kill your wife & son and then feel comfortable playing around on an iPad. And wait - Why does this evil weirdo get a tablet for leisure in a max security prison anyways?! 

As for the leak my guess is he's either set up a Tinder hoping to snag a lockdown lover OR he has to return the tablet to a prison guard every day and one particular guard was like "wtf is this lol" and sold the pics to TMZ. 

The other Murdaugh news making waves today is that a settlement has been reached between the family of 19 year-old Mallory Beach and the store that sold Alex's (late) son Paul Murdaugh beer ahead of the accident that killed her. 

The Parker's Kitchen clerk did not stop Paul Murdaugh, then 19, from using his older brother's ID to buy beer, according to an investigation into the crash. Paul Murdaugh was facing a charge of boating under the influence causing death when he was killed in June 2021.

A lawyer for the stores said owner Greg Parker felt like he had no choice but to settle because Alex Murdaugh and the chain would be tried together in the wrongful death suit.

Under South Carolina law, even if the jury found Parker's Kitchen was only 1% responsible, since Murdaugh is now nearly broke, the chain with its deeper pockets would likely have to pay nearly the entire settlement.

As we all know, Murdaugh is now serving life in prison for killing his wife and their son Paul two years after the accident. Prosecutors alleged the motive for murdering his own family was all part of a horrific plan to stall for time "to sort out his finances and derail the wrongful death suit over the boat crash". 

There's also been scuttlebutt that surviving son Buster is on the outs with his Dad following a short phone call where Buster seemed less than enthused, and I'm sure these photos aren't helping any.