Normal Day On Instagram: Gwyneth Paltrow Is Being Asked If She Licks Ass, Doesn't Outright Deny It

[Page Six] - Gwyneth Paltrow got very candid with her more than 8 million Instagram followers during a racy Q&A session Friday.

A fan daringly asked the Oscar winner whether she indulges in a little anilingus, writing in, “Do you lick ass Gwineth (sic)? Xx.”

The “Iron Man” star then unabashedly replied via her Instagram Story, “Not generally, no.”

Well, well, well, look what we have here. That's not an outright denial. That means she may (allegedly, reportedly, all those other buzz words) in fact lick ass from time to time. Wonder what the special timing is. Could be celebrating a birthday or something like that. I bet she would lick an ass on a birthday as a special gift. Not a regular Friday night missionary sex after a couple beers, but birthday sex? That's when Gwyneth starts letting that tongue wander a little low. 

We know she's not living the Stu Feiner life here with his motto. But Gwyneth has a little minx in her that I never would have guessed years back. Just some of the headlines include her vagina candle. That's right, those are two words that are supposed to be together there. 

I gotta admit, after living on the Internet for a job this long, I've become numb to most headlines, videos, what have you. But searching around on a Sunday morning during nap time and seeing a headline as simple as Gwyneth Paltrow talking about eating ass really takes your breath away. I know it's not as debated as going to the movies, but the people were clamoring to know if Paltrow likes some ass eating. No harm, no foul in my book there.