Nothing To See Here, Just Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Samuel L Jackson, Judge Mathis & Jimmy Kimmel Partying In Capri, Italy

Waiiiiiiit a minute... No sign of Jimmy Kimmel anywhere, a classic Jimmy goof, folks:

BUT that aside, seeing all these Americano legends enjoying a dream vacation moment crooning to Volare (you'd probably recognize Dean Martin's version right away) and Tu Vuò Fà l'Americano (you'd know the Jersey shore techno version of course) at a gorgeous restaurant in Capri, Italy gave me the warm & fuzzies:

Magic Johnson does a big celeb couple's trip every year and this time around his squad is touring Europe on the Phoenix2 for a cool $1M+ per week. 

My God… the cannonballs & jack-knifes I'd do off this sucker…

Mr. Johnson, in the off chance you happen to see this my calendar is currently extremely open for this time next year. I play a mean tambourine, love pasta & want to go down that inflatable slide more than anything.