This Visual Of A Tornado Bearing Down On A Fully Packed Portillo's Drive Through Is So Chicago It Hurts

South Elgin isn't technically Chicago-land, at least I don't think, but it's close enough. (45 min). But Portillo's is as Chicago as it gets (don't listen to the haters. Who are actually ungrateful little fucks. There are a hundred cities who would KILL to have a local staple fast food chain like Dick Portillo's. Shame on you!)

If it's good enough for Large you better believe it's good enough for you mongrels.

For those of you living outside of the midwest, every summer now we have the privilege of dealing with these tornado warnings every other week. Your phone blows up even if its on silent with the loudest buzzing sound and an alert on your screen telling you to find cover. It was going crazy all afternoon today because of the storm we had moving in.

And make no mistake, you think a little funnel cloud maturing into a little F-3 Tornado is gonna stop Tommy and Judy from getting their charbroiled dogs and cheese fries? Fuck that. 

No shot bub, it'll pass. They've got arteries to clog.

In all seriousness, though, tornadoes are scary as hell. 

and not to be trifled with

Thoughts and prayers to all of those in Kane County who were affected. 

p.s. - the king Barry Butler always finds the silver lining. always. protect him at all costs