Sign This Kid To A Minor League Deal After Hitting An Inside The Park Home Run With An Unreal Move To Avoid A Tag At The Plate

It's Little League All Star SZN which means we will be getting all sorts of unpredictable highlights from now until just before Labor Day. We'll have shitty umpires because money hungry Little League refuses to pay for the best umps despite a 60 million dollar TV contract, we'll have kids saying wacky things in the intros, and all sorts of bizarre plays you only see on a Little League field. We're also due for some good old fashion bat flips and moon shot Home Runs.  Brandon Walker hates this time of year because he's allergic to fun, but for the rest of us ... we'll enjoy some unexpected content. 

Enter today's wild Little League clip which involves an inside the park Home Run , which is impressive enough, but also a Mission Impossible type avoidance of a tag. Look at the athleticism of this kid. Dead at the plate ? Not me pal ... I'll jump right over the tag. You can't coach this kind of athlete. Impossible to get that kind of athleticism and that kind of instinct at such a young age. This kid's a winner. Get him a minor league deal... he's gotta be better than some of the slaps the Mets are calling up.