Joey Chestnut Saves America And Wins His 16th Career Hot Dog Title

Secretariat. Woods. LeBron. Chestnut.

I’m still shaking from what I just witnessed as one of the greatest performances in American history on Independence Day no less. They tried to stop him and he dropped one of the hardest quotes of all time and did the damn thing:

And then, like Woods walking to  the first tee at Augusta, something incredible happened:

To some it’s just a hot dog eating contest on the 4th of July. To the rest of us, it’s absolutely everything. We’ll always have this day in what already went down in the record books. I could write all day  on what this means, but I leave you with a quote from the throat goat himself:

America is saved and Joey Chestnut is the reason why.