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Watch This When You're High - Is Time Travel Possible in Our Universe?

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First things first, if time travel were actually possible, we'd have to deal with the infuriating bureaucracy of time-travel permits. Imagine filling out forms in triplicate, waiting in never-ending lines, and dealing with bitchy time-travel agents who constantly send you to the wrong era. And let's not forget the mandatory "Time Traveler's Insurance" because you never know when you'll accidentally step on a butterfly and alter the course of history. Just what we need – more paperwork and insurance premiums for our time-traveling adventures!

Now, let's ponder the paradoxes. Suppose you traveled back in time and accidentally bumped into your past self. Would it be considered a friendly high-five or a disastrous collision that obliterates the space-time continuum? And what happens if you try to change history? Do you end up tangled in a convoluted mess of alternate realities, or does the universe laugh at your futile attempts? It's like playing a cosmic game of "Choose Your Own Adventure," but instead of flipping pages, you're stuck in a perpetual loop of "oops, I did it again" with no Britney Spears in sight to save the day.

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