Police Are Searching For A Man Who Carved His Girlfriend's Name Into The 1,900 Year Old Colosseum

People are in the replies are like, "he's going to jail when they find him!" Or, "that's going to be a huge fine!" Wrong. We need to turn the clocks back a few thousand years and this dumbass needs to get thrown in the Colosseum for how it was intended to be used: to fight for your life in front of a crowd. Instead of fining the guy for an amount that won't cover the repairs let alone the historical significance, let's sell tickets to the show. That's as fair and square as it gets. This guy, a hungry lion, and an angry tiger, and a packed house of pissed off Italians ready to watch this guy get his limbs ripped off. I'd even let him have a sword! And if he makes it out, he makes it out. But to quote the great Ivan Drago, if he dies, he dies.

And honestly, I'd have to imagine this guy would take the deal at this point, because when the Italian police find him, I don't think he's going to be receiving the most preferred treatment. I've heard that foreign countries don't take too kindly to foreigners coming in and breaking laws, let alone defacing the largest ancient amphitheater ever built. I can tell you what would've happened in the good old days to this guy...

What a fucking dummy. I know this world has gone crazy, but I would like to think that all humans have at least a basic amount of common sense of shit you just don't do. I would put carving your girlfriends name into one of the ancient wonders of the world, especially in broad daylight, on video, one of those things.

I hope he at least got laid afterwards, because this was a Grade A Stupid move to impress a girl. But honestly, after the backlash he's receiving and the punishment he's about to get, I wouldn't be surprised if Hayley broke up with him.