Refuse To Believe This UFO Sighting Is Real Because There's No Shot In Hell Aliens Would Ever Come To Middletown, Ohio

I'm very much in the camp that there are aliens. Too many weird things happening for there not to be. Plus, I trust Tom DeLonge on the subject. But all that said, no shot in hell this one is real. I know there are a bunch of reports on it and even the people are questioning it all: 

[Source] - The Butler County Sheriff's Office said it did not receive any calls about the lights. Dispatchers said they do not have an explanation for the sightings.

Bryan Simpson, president of the Cincinnati Astronomical Society said how quickly the lights sped off was way too fast to be a drone. He doesn't have an answer for what people saw either. But he did say it is easy to fake these types of videos.

"I think the real test of authenticity is if you get a lot of reports of the same thing. Otherwise it's probably fake. And by lots I want to see at least 20 different reports," Simpson said. "This is so easy to fake with off the shelf motion graphics software for TikTok likes."

I'm just not buying this is real because why the hell would aliens come to Middletown, Ohio? There's nothing in Middletown! Just go a little bit south and hit up Cincinnati. Maybe watch Elly de la Cruz hit or something. I don't know, there are just a bunch of options in the area better than Middletown. Shit, they could have at least come to Monroe/Lebanon and saw the 5-dollar giant Jesus. Can see that bad boy from the sky no matter if you're an alien or regular human. 

It is sort of wild where we are in terms of aliens. People hardly bat an eye at sightings anymore unless it's something new like we had out in Nevada. I don't get why you'd fake a UFO sighting. TikTok likes? That does nothing. Not like you can keep this little game up. I don't understand why people do that in general, but I digress. This is about Middletown, Ohio. I'm one to defend Cincinnati. It's not that bad of a city and people like to shit on it. It's part of the charm. But Middletown? No shot aliens are coming to Middletown.