Paulina Gretzky Has A Better Golf Swing Than You
You sad, pathetic loser.
Think about how much time you've put into your golf swing. Hours at the range trying to grind it out. Hours upon hours of YouTube tutorial videos. You wake up and think about transferring your weight. You go to sleep and think about your tempo. And then what happens when you step up to that first tee box?
You're quick, you come from over the top, you lose that fresh TP5 you just took out of the box, and now you're playing the entire round aiming at the trees hoping that your massive slice will pull the ball back to the fairway. You suck. You've always sucked. And you start to realize that maybe that dream that one day you'll be able to piece it all together will never come to be true.
But not for Paulina. She's just out here hitting piss missile baby cuts on the regular. Smooth backswing, little bowed wrist action at the top (clearly learning from DJ), hips clearing all the way through, great spine angle, gets slotted, and finishes on that front foot. It's a thing of beauty. Paulina probably doesn't even realize there are areas on the golf course with longer grass. Easy game when you just have to walk a straight line down the middle of the fairway to find your ball every time.
P.S. -- I know he doesn't blog as much anymore now that he's a star in the golf media world, so let me just say this on behalf of Trent. "PAULINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".