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Rick Ross, Who Is Not A "Seaologist", Asks What's On Everyone's Mind: Why Wasn't The Titan Submarine Tethered To The Ocean Surface?

I love this clip. I say we thank Rick Ross for asking the real questions that everyone is scared to — if we can track our phones, how weren't we able to track this giant underwater floating device? Do we have any seaologists reading this blog? Can we get the analytics on this? This whole situation has really just proven that a vast majority of humans have absolutely zero clue what they're talking about with the ocean and think it's just some normal backyard pool that has nothing on human brain power. But we get clips like this so maybe don't teach people the basics of the ocean and why it's incredibly dangerous. 

I haven't had a favorite celebrity until now, but I see where Bald Paul gets his fixation with Ricky Rozay from. He's a pure electric factory. 13,000 feet of tether has me in legit tears. I'm not a seaologist either but you can't tell me he isn't onto something here. No need to bring up the probable implosion from the pressure and that it wouldn't have mattered anyway. Just get Rick Ross on the phone line next time we need some ideas about that big ole vast ocean thing.