Neymar Goes On Instagram To Publicly Apologize For Cheating On His Pregnant Girlfriend To His 210 MILLION Followers

Translation: 

Bru

I do this for the two of you and your family.

Justify the unjustifiable. Didn't need to. But I need you in OUR life.

I saw how much you were exposed, how much you suffered from all of this and how much you want to be by my side. And I by your side.

I made a mistake.

I was wrong with you.

I dare say that I make mistakes every day, on and off the field. But my mistakes in my personal life I resolve at home, in my privacy with my family and friends...

All of this reached one of the most special people in my life. The woman I dreamed of following by my side, the mother of my child. It hit your family, who today is my family. It reached its intimacy in such a special moment that is motherhood.

Bru, I already apologized for my mistakes, for the unnecessary exposition, but I feel obliged to publicly reaffirm that. If a private matter has become public, the apology must be made public.

I can't imagine myself without you.

I don't know if we're going to work, but TODAY you're the certainty that I want to try.

Our purpose will prevail, our love for our baby will win, our love for each other will strengthen us.

ALWAYS US

I love you ❤️

The absolute stones on Neymar here to go apologize on an account with 210 MILLION followers after there were some rumors that he had been unfaithful to his pregnant girlfriend Bruna Marquezine. I don't want to pick sides in this, but a wise man would tell you that you gotta do everything to keep one like this happy:

6 million likes in a few hours later and none of them are Bruna herself, but if you want to read into Instagram activity, she does still follow him so maybe some or all is forgiven. I'm a big believer that you should handle things offline, so amplifying your entire business to hundreds of millions of people probably isn't the best way to handle this. The only thing potentially weirder is to get a congratulations from your father on doing it:

Worst PR move in history. Neymar's dad has a huge hand in everything he does, so it's no surprise if they were sitting around and the grand ole idea was to just apologize publicly followed by your dad saying this is just another one of life's lessons. Neymar's team is just the Ben Affleck meme of him smoking a cigarette through the pain of existence with how many scandals he's managed to get himself into since he became a superstar. It doesn't help that he has a bunch of yes men around that seemingly let him keep doing dumb things. I remember watching the Netflix documentary on Neymar and just thinking about how there's no way these guys in his corner are feeding him good decisions, and this confirms it. Pure stones on his part to post it and make yourself the villain but also just pure stupidity too. Anyway, I'm sure this isn't the last we'll hear from this, but sheesh what a messy story.