Tom Brady Reposts A Romantic Photo With His Son, And Maybe This Is Ok

Apparently this picture is from a while back, but ol' Tommy reposted it yesterday for Father's Day. I missed it the first time around—was too busy with unemployment—so let's enjoy another glimpse into the beautiful, romantic world of the Brady family:

We're looking at pic #7 here folks. As Principal Rooney said... so that's how it is in their family. 

No judgement. Nothing but love and respect for TB12. No comment from this New Englander on the way that he expresses his love for his kids. You know why? 

Because if Tom Brady ever wanted to sneak up on 12-year-old me, wrap me in his arms, and deliver a series of gentle neck kisses that tickle the tops of my ears and send bolts of electricity down my spine and make me want to shift happily from one foot to the other; kisses that make you think you might need to urinate, even though you did so recently; kisses preceded by a deep, lung-filling nose breath followed by an exhale that's more a sigh of satisfaction than the release of breath…

If Tom Brady wanted that? I'd allow it. For I am not his son. And he is wealthy to the point where he does not even use his credit card points for travel. They just amass like Walt's cash in that storage unit. 12-year-old me is firmly aware that such kisses from a man who is not my father are illegal. What's a few smoocheroonies when a seven-figure hush money settlement is barreling toward me like Ray Lewis in his prime? 

I'll take 'em. Thanks Tom. You do you old boy. You brought Ugg boots to men nationwide. No reason why you can't normalize romance between a father and son too. 

PS- never forget: