Get It Together: Ruben Dias Apparently Threw Up In Jack Grealish's Mom's Purse After Taking Two Shots During Man City's Title Celebration

Some guys just aren't cut out for parade life. Ruben Dias is one of those. You can't be taking a couple shots and throwing up in a purse. You gotta go anywhere else. It makes it even worse to do it in Jack Grealish's mom's bag. Nobody and I mean nobody has a better time during parades and celebrations than Jack Grealish. Do you know how much shit you'll catch from him for throwing up, let alone in his mom's purse? Gross dude. 

This is also a good lesson in thought process. This is for everyone who maybe is over the hill and going to bachelor parties or golf trips this summer, whatever it might be. You aren't 23 anymore where you can drink whatever, wake up fine and get right back to it. You can say no to a shot. Hell you put a shot in tequila in front of me there's a 99% chance I'm turning it down. Who cares? You gotta figure out the sweet spot. The sweet spot of catching the buzz, being able to last multiple days doing so and not feeling like shit until you get home. 

There's nothing worse than being the only guy who yaks. Can't have that. Everyone keep it together this summer. Don't try to be Jack Grealish. Sometimes you just gotta sip on that beer.