I Could Hit .100 Against Major League Pitching Over 600 At Bats

Everyone thinks I am crazy for this, but it's just true. I can hit a fastball I know that for a fact. I am not saying that I will be a hall of fame baseball player. I am actually saying I would be the worst MLB player to ever exist. 

Look at these stats. I stopped drinking sophomore year so that doesn't count, but people are acting like this is the craziest claim. I am a good baseball player and when I would be doing this I would have world class trainers and hitting coaches. I don't even need those bastards I can step in right now and do it.

 I have pitchers like Walker Buehler, Trevor Bauer, and JP Sears telling me no shot and I am going to prove to the world that I can do this.   When the ball is coming in at 95 it will go out faster. 

 I think people underestimate my hitting skills. I want any MLB pitcher or former pitcher to take me up on this. I will do it against a machine, I will do it against anybody because I am not scared to get in the box. When I prove everyone wrong you will all be upset and go silent.