Bozo AHL Mascot Wastes A Bunch Of Tasty Chocolate For No Damn Reason While Attempting To Troll The Hershey Bears
The Coachella Valley Firebirds are the AHL affiliate for the Seattle Kraken. It's their first season in the AHL and they're already playing in the Calder Cup Finals this year. While the team on the ice might be buzzing right out of the gates, the mascot is a certified nimrod. Because in preparation to play against the Hershey Bears, this putz decided he'd go ahead and waste a shit ton of perfectly delicious candy. You get it? Because there's a lot of chocolate made in Hershey, PA? It's the chocolate capital of the USofA.
The only issue...
Not a single one of those candies is actually made by Hershey's.
That would be like if the Seattle Kraken were getting ready for their playoffs series against Dallas by talking shit about Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl. Maybe you should check the game notes, bud. Watch a little film for once in your life. Know your matchup. You can't go through all the trouble of putting this video together only to realize you just wasted $75 worth of chocolate made by Mars and Nestlé. You think Hershey's give a flying fuck about any of that? Not a chance. If anything, you're doing them a favor by taking our their competition.
I'm a firm believer that in sports, you're only as strong as your weakest link. At this point in this season, you need everybody to be playing their best. You need everybody to be peaking at the right time. And clearly the Coachella Valley Firebird mascot is playing like absolute dog shit right now. He's a total liability out there. Give me the Hershey Bears in 4.