Will Benson Hits A Nuke Walk Off Home Run And I Am Now In Love With The Cincinnati Reds To Steal The Division

Baseball is supposed to be fun and my beloved Mets are just not fun. Facts are facts. As I type this they are in another war (as a result of a blown lead) with the Braves which they will likely lose. Frank will break his glasses and we’ll do this dance again tomorrow and the next night. Time is a flat circle. 

As a gambler, and a lover of baseball … I needed another team to get behind. Enter the Cincinnati Reds. 

I placed it today and it’s already moved. This is a fun fun team and one that can really make a run in this shitshow of a division. 

I love the young core. Elly De La Cruz is as electric as they come, India , Steer , Abbott, and Greene , plus a guy like Benson who can hit the ball to Mars. 

Baseball should be fun, everyone wants a random team to get behind. I have the Reds… I’m telling you it’s going to be a fun ride. Why not us ? Why not the Reds ? Jump on the train before it’s too late .