Lighten the Fuck Up! Greg Had a 2-Million-Dollar Home, a Porsche, and a Profitable Business, but ED Prevented Him From Pleasing His Wife...
Grigorev_Vladimir. Getty Images.Greg was an older wealthy entrepreneur who had everything he wanted, a two-million-dollar home, a Porsche, two beautiful children, and a profitable business he inherited when his father died. He was set for life.
But, Greg was having problems in the bedroom with his third wife, who at one time had been his father's personal secretary. So, he spared no expense and went to see a highly-regarded specialist he befriended at the country club to discuss his erectile dysfunction…
His friend prescribed Viagra, explaining that he needed to take one pill one hour before having sex…
The following day, Greg left work early to prepare a romantic dinner for his wife, who was still at work.
He called her at the office, which was about 45 minutes from their home, and when she said she was just about to leave, Greg immediately popped a little blue pill and then waited patiently for his wife…
After 60 minutes, when she hadn’t arrived home, he called her to see where she was…
She apologized, “Greg, I was just about to leave when I was called into the CEO's office, and he desperately needed a report for an important meeting tomorrow morning. I’m almost halfway through running it, but I won’t be home for another three hours. Sorry, Dear…”
Greg wondered how this would affect his plans for having sex with his wife, so he called his friend, the doctor, who warned him, “Look, Greg, the effects of the Viagra only last four hours, so it will have run out by the time your wife gets home, and taking another pill could endanger your health. You might as well make good use of the one you’ve already taken… What about the au pair?”
Greg laughed and then quipped, “Thanks Doc, but I've never needed Viagra with the au pair…”
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