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I Hope You Find Someone To Love You As Much As Mark Andrews Loves Lamar Jackson's Balls

You love to see this. Just a couple of guys being dudes. Buddies showing each other love. 

Mark Andrews absolutely loves Lamar Jackson's balls. It doesn't matter how many times he has seen Lamar's balls, he's still just as excited as the first time he ever laid eyes on them. That's love right there. 

And is he really your homie if he doesn't absolutely love your balls? I mean I rave about my boys balls to anyone who will listen. This is just Mark Andrews being the best friend you could have.

It reminds me of when Chaps used to have people text their group chats and tell their friends how handsome they are. We need more of that in the world. Dudes praising other dudes with compliments about their overall looks and underball sacks.

We shouldn't be shaming people's balls. Stress causes wrinkles and we don't know what people are going through on a day to day basis. Instead we should be lifting up each other's balls. Lifting them high in the air for the world to admire. Just a sky full of balls as far as the eye can see. That's what real brotherhood looks like.

In a world where it's become cool to beef with everyone and anyone online, be more like Mark Andrews. Speak highly of your friend's balls. Compliment their balls. Let the world know their balls are special. 

Also, you should buy some Balls Beachwear for you dad this Father's Day. You only have a few days left to order with guaranteed shipping by Dad's day so don't drop the ball(s).