Grading The Senior Prank: Pouring Cement In The School Toilets And Urinals

End of May / Beginning of June is officially Senior Prank Szn. Thought I might start showcasing some of the ones that make the news and grade them?

We'll start out in the beautiful state of North Carolina where a group of students decided it would be soooooo funny to break into the school and fill the toilets with cement. Hilarious, right? 

So many thoughts here, first of which is don't pull pranks in the bathroom. No one will ever see pranks in the bathroom, except for the poor custodians who have to clean whatever you do up. Never prank low on the totem pole guys. Poop pranks are not funny. Instead of making people clean up your shit, go after the Principals, Teachers, etc.

Next: a good prank ends with nothing actually being damaged and no one getting injured. These idiots completely missed the mark here again, seeing as the estimated damage is about $4000. Seems low though, doesn't it? Yeah the toilets might cost $4,000 to replace, but what happens in a week when they realize the entire plumbing system is ruined? Which again is why this 'prank' was not funny. That is Exhibit A, here are Exhibits B, C, D, and E:

The school system said maintenance crews at multiple schools in the district were also cleaning up "overturned desks, lockers, graffiti, eggs, trash, and other acts of vandalism."

Losers. This wasn't even a Senior Prank. This was using something else going on as reason to break shit, which reminds me of uhh, nevermind. Anyways, the school is potentially charging anyone involving, and they are not letting Seniors walk, which is low key one of the only funny parts of the story.

More than 80 students so far from Alamance-Burlington Schools will not be allowed to participate in upcoming graduation ceremonies, the district announced.

80 (EIGHTY!) kids have to sit out the graduation ceremony? Only 7 were involved in this prank, so that means 73 kids did something so egregious this year that they cannot be trusted to walk across the stage without ruining the day. This school seems rowdy.

Final Grade: F (which not only stands for Failure in this case, but also for Fucking Stupid)