Armie Hammer Will Not Face Criminal Charges After Sexual Assault Investigation And Is "Putting His Life Back Together"

The Los Angeles County District Attorney's Office will not file sexual assault charges against embattled actor Armie Hammer following what has been described as a "thorough review" by prosecutors.

In a statement obtained by EW, Tiffiny Blacknell, director of the D.A. office's bureau of communications, said prosecutors found "insufficient evidence" to charge Hammer with rape, citing the "complexity of the relationship" between the actor and his accuser, previously identified as a woman named Effie, and "inability to prove a non-consensual, forcible sexual encounter."

"As prosecutors, we have an ethical responsibility to only charge cases that we can prove beyond a reasonable doubt," the statement read. "We know that it is hard for women to report sexual assault. Even when we cannot move forward with a prosecution, our victim service representatives will be available to those who seek our victim support services."

Hammer expressed his gratitude to the D.A.'s office in a statement shared on Instagram, which read, in part, "I look forward to beginning what will be a long, difficult process of putting my life back together now that my name is cleared."

Seemingly nothing in here about him being a cannibal tho, no? I won't comment on the decision of the case, I can't imagine anyone tells "lies" this big and it sounds like the jury is...apologetic for not locking Armie away? Whatever. All I know is that he is looking forward to starting his life over again.

What kind of life is that going to be? Like I said, I don't see any proof in here that Armie ISN'T a cannibal. No true confirmation that all of those crazy stories about him taking bites out of people isn't real. That he isn't a fucking weirdo in the bedroom (gotta kink shame cannibalism and bloodletting, sry) and he'll move forward as an outstanding member of society. Who books him for his first role? Who really makes a stand and takes a chance on the drama that comes with it? Time will tell.