If You Have $100k+ Per Month To Piss Away Then Fyre Fest's Billy McFarland Has A Business Opportunity For You That Is Definitely Not A Scam

I've gone straight past hating for this grifting con man, traveled around the entire globe of emotions, and I'm all the way back to admiration. The stones it takes to rip people off for millions of dollars, become the poster boy for online fraudsters, do your time in jail, and still make delusional videos like this is off the charts.

I mean we're talking massive fucking gonads. The size of beanbags that give a man back problems. Full blown, "gotta carry them around in a wheelbarrow South Park style" family jewels on this guy.

He defrauded investors for $27.4 Million, left a bunch of rich asshole kids stranded on a island, and become a walking meme. But perhaps the worst thing he did was sully Ja Rule's good name in the business world. After all, you don't incorporate the word "Murder" unless you know your way around a board room. 

And now Billy is looking for three brands to "take viral with him" this summer. And judging by the 18 retweets and 73 likes on his tweet he will have no problem doing so. Who wouldn't trust a guy who lists "•summer house for my team w/ dock for my jet skis (so I can properly commute)" as his second demand, right above having open communication with your CEO? 

After all, the number one rule of business is to stay in business and I can't think of a better way to do so than aligning your brand with a marketing maven like ol' Billy boy. Sure, his name might be synonymous with torturing IG influencers via cheese sandwiches and FEMA tents but that's just because he's an outside the box thinker. The type of guy who does his best work via Jet Ski.

I am also fully aware that this was probably a troll that was meant to go viral. And if it had worked in the slightest I would have just ignored him like he ignores every sign from the universe that he should just throw in the towel and try to get cast on the next season of Celebrity Survivor. He'd be the first contestant who had formerly ran an island where he stranded a bunch of people. Talk about business expertise. 

But the fact that these are the total numbers this tweet has done after 15+ hours of being posted is amazing. And a true testament to the delusions of grandeur that Billy McFarland subscribes himself.  

No one is a bigger deal online…unless of course you include any cat video ever, every one of Frank The Tank's soda reviews, or the Anus boys pitching shirts that will never get to Pilar. 

Come on guys, he ran in place for 10 months and used a mattress string to hold up his inexplicably baggy underwear. If that doesn't scream "sound investment" then I don't know what does. 

God speed to the desperate dipshits who give this guy any of their cash. Some people just deserved to be ripped off.