Al Pacino, Who Is 83 Years Old, And His 29 Year Old Girlfriend Are Expecting A Child

TMZ- Robert De Niro's got nothing on Al Pacino ... the 83-year-old actor's girlfriend is a month away from giving birth ... multiple sources tell TMZ. Noor Alfallah is 8 months pregnant, our sources say. The 29-year-old has been linked to Pacino since April 2022.

Come the fuck on Al, you need to be somewhat careful! Now in Pacino's defense, he probably thought he has no more swimmers and I wish I saw his reaction when this happened. I feel like when you are 83, you probably shouldn't be with someone in their 20s. Al Pacino was 53 and she wasn't even born yet, which is a wild thing to think about. But Al and Robert Deniro are dirty old bastards because can you imagine raising a newborn in your 80s? Al probably barely knows what he ate for lunch and now he is going to have to try and change diapers. 

These celebrities really do need a common sense department with them at all times. Just sit Al down and be like "Listen take your teeth out, play Wordle and don't get your 29 year old girlfriend pregnant". It really is crazy that he is still having sex. He must be absolutely exhausted afterwards. I plan on not walking at the age of 82. You have been walking and shaking around for over 81 years years, so just take me me out in a wheel chair. I deserve to be wheeled around for the rest of my life because I had to exercise for that long. I also feel like when you are an old bag you should want to go to an old home and cause ruckus. Start some shit, start some drama in the old home, and get the people going. Lets get it together Al and I guess congrats on the sex and good for you still getting it up.