We Had A Wild Crowd Fight At The Guardians Game This Weekend Where A Woman Appeared To Spit On Someone And All Hell Broke Loose

When Cleveland fans were saying we needed more hits at Progressive Field this is not what we were talking about.

I've seen a few thousand crowd fight videos in my day but I'm not sure I've seen one where the cast of characters look like this. The dude in the blue holding the nachos and his lady look like they could be anybody's parents. Just everyday, average folks who want to cheer on their team while they eat stale chips covered in nacho sauce. The American dream if you will.

Now I'm not sure what was said but whatever it was infuriated nacho mom so much that she appears to spit at the dude wearing the red shirt and all hell breaks loose. Under no circumstances is it ok to hit a woman but spitting on someone is quite possibly the most disrespectful thing you can do.

And if you launch a phlegm rocket at another man you better be ready to scrap on the spot. Luckily for Nacho Mom, Nacho Pops said "Fuck these nachos" and went to work to defend his Saliva Cinderella.

I have to imagine everyone involved is slinking around their office this fine Monday and trying not to make eye contact with their coworkers. But one person who should be walking around with their chin held high is that little kid sitting in the back drinking water completely unfazed by the whole thing. That kid is awesome.

That kid can't be rattled. And absolute rock. Ice water running though that kids veins and also down it's throat.

On top of that they are executing a 10/10 water chug. Two hands and a solid 10 second pull off that Dasani. What a legend.

But don't let the fact these animals decided to do hand-to-hand combat in the cheap seats distract you from the fact that the Guardians have FINALLY found some offense. They scored 16 runs and took 2 of 3 from the Angels after scoring more than 3 runs just ONCE in their previous 10 games. 

And it's pretty much all thanks to that absolute lunatic Josh Naylor. 

I know he's hated by a lot of people outside Cleveland but there's no denying he is one of the most entertaining players in the sport. He drives me absolutely insane with dog shit at bats sometimes but then he does stuff like this weekend. You gotta take the good with the bad when you have a guy like Naylor who is nowhere near a superstar but can make superstar plays from time to time.

Anyway, thank god the Central blows more than Teanna Trump because the Guardians have played like crap and are still just 3.5 games back of the Twins. Everyone in Minnesota knows the Guardians are coming. It's not a matter of if it's a matter of when.