Lighten the Fuck Up! George Wasn't Satisfying His Girlfriend so He Went to the Pharmacy to Buy Viagra...

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George was having trouble satisfying his girlfriend, so he decided to give Viagra a try…

He walked into a pharmacy one morning, just after it opened, to buy some Viagra…

He asked the pharmacist, "Does Viagra really work, and will it make me last longer?"  

The pharmacist enthusiastically replied, "Yes! And right now, you can buy a sample-size bottle for only $40.00!"  

George asked nervously, "I only have a hundred-dollar bill, can you make change?"  

The pharmacist didn't have any change yet. So George held onto his little blue pills and told the pharmacist, "I'll go next door to the bakery, buy a dozen donuts, and they'll break the hundred dollar bill for me…" 

The pharmacist said, "Okay…"  

So George went next door and bought a dozen donuts for $13.00, but the baker didn't have any change. So he took his donuts and told the baker he would go next door to the flower shop to make a purchase, break the 100, return to the bakery, and then return to the pharmacy. 

The baker said, "Okay…"  

George went to the flower shop, picked out a beautiful $30 bouquet for his girlfriend, and when he showed the florist the hundred-dollar bill, she couldn't make change either. So he took his flowers and told the florist he'd break the 100 with the cab driver and pay her for the flowers, then the baker for the donuts, and then the pharmacist…  

George hailed a taxi, got in, and then went directly home with the sample-size bottle of Viagra, the dozen donuts, and the beautiful bouquet of flowers for his girlfriend, and he never looked back…  

An hour later, another man walked into the pharmacy asking about the sale on Viagra. He approached the pharmacist, and in a low voice, he discretely asked, "Does Viagra really work, and will it make me last longer?"  

The pharmacist shook his head, and with great certainty, he replied, "Absolutely! Just about an hour ago, a man walked in here, took some Viagra, and in under 10 minutes, he fucked the entire neighborhood!"                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #167!

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