Someone Mowed A 30ft Penis Onto The Royal Crescent Lawn Ahead Of King's Coronation

About two hours due-West of London in the city of Bath there's a beautiful lawn known as The Royal Crescent, and I've received a hot (15 foot) tip that there's a giant penis mowed into it now. It's making head-lines (literally folks ha ha) because it was done on the eve of King Charles III's big coronation weekend, and surely these two events are linked. 

Have to say, it's the most polite, cute-balled lil lawn penis these eyes ever have seen. Very British. Very neat. No veins, no pubes, no weird curve. Just a proper cock right here. 

The Royal Crescent Hotel is hosting a pre-Coronation Garden Party in that vicinity tomorrow evening at £95 per ticket, and on Saturday there are supposed to be celebratory picnics all over that thang, so I'm assuming the grounds crew is working overtime to sod that up. 

As for who could possibly do such a thing, there are no leads yet and... Mother of God...