Bad News For The NFL: GM And Sex Icon Joe Schoen Decided To Save The Giants Draft And Act Like It's 2023

Oh sweet Jesus look at this handsome man/possible savior doing it again. The Giants, as much as I love them, get caught up in old school bullshit for far too long. In fact a year ago they used magnets for the draft. Magnets! We don't even use that at Barstool. Sure, it worked out and Evan Neal and Thibs were the right picks. But now we're letting these two men look at everything and even use a calculator. This is not a man you want to see with a calculator available to him. 

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I can't believe it took this long for the Giants to have an actual draft room with actual smart people in there, but here we are. It's finally happening. It's also weird to see the Giants picking in the 20s again. More of that please. That and put a bathroom in there for Joe. He says don't tempt him to stay in there, I want him in there for weeks. Let him break down every single thing he wants and everyone knows you do your best thinking while taking a shit. Maybe Schoen pulls off a trade while emptying out the catered dinner. That's how you keep building momentum. 

I will say it's also nice to just trust a front office again. Haven't felt that way in over a decade at a minimum. It's simple too. The Giants need to address wide receiver, offensive line and corner back. Those are the 3 spots with the most attention. Yeah, we've signed some wide receivers this offseason but there's still no true No. 1. Having someone like Plax or Toomer or even a Nicks - anyone along those lines- would be great. I really think you see them go with CB in round 1. 

But moving on from magnets to this room? Already a win. Now let Schoen and Daboll do their thing.