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If You Go To This Movie Theater Where A Moose Walked In Like It Owned The Place And Continue To Visit It After Seeing This Video, I Question All Of Your Decision Making

I have said this 100 times. NYC is a shitshow. It's expensive, it's crowded, it's chaotic, it's loud , it smells, and did I mention it's expensive? Living in NYC stinks. STINKS.

But I'll tell you what ... you know what you are getting in NYC. You'll get panhandlers and wackos, and weirdos and looney tunes. You'll also see rats and mice and cockroaches etc, but the wild animals are pretty blocked from getting here by the surrounding water, the bridges, and the tolls prohibiting them from entry. You ain't seeing any moose roaming into the AMC theatre on 14th street. 

Now I get that Alaska is a much different animal than NYC (pun intended), but if you were at this movie theatre or you heard about this incident and continue to go back, I question all your life decisions. You have to be a lunatic to continue to go to this place. They let a moose just walk in the joint for Christ sakes. I know a moose is a powerful animal, and could likely take down most of the people in it's path. But the lady at the front desk taking the tickets or the money didn't see it coming? From even 25 feet away or 50 feet to try and prohibit it or call someone? The security didn't try to lock the doors? The people parking their cars for the 8pm showing of Air didn't say "Is that a damn moose?" Baffling that no one raised an eyebrow and let this monster of a creature just waltz in like it owned the place. 

This isn't something you can just get over quickly. If you are consistent patron of this place and you were there and go back? Are you nuts? If this place lost control like this, what's next ? Snakes in the popcorn? Worms in the soda machine? A bear sitting in the row behind me? How can you trust this place? 

I'm not saying ban the place forever, but I would give a 6 month break minimum before I went back. Let them show me they can put some quality control practices in place before I shell over my $15.50 for a ticket. Maybe show me you have a plan in place to stop a freaking animal from dominating the snack bar, before I say gimme the Sno Caps please. 6 month ban, then reevaluate the situation. That's just me. 

PS- Best Moose pop culture reference of all time.