Scientists Discover The Main Reason People Will Chose Robots As Romantic Partners

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Being horny may make people more willing to have sex with robots, finds a somewhat obvious but interesting study into attitudes toward sex robots. The study, from researchers at Concordia University, found that men would be more open to sex robots than women would be, and that sexual arousal is a strong influence on whether they would consider having sex with them or not. It turns out humans will do anything not to be horny.

“Robots designed to elicit sexual arousal are coming,” write the authors.

“Sexual arousal can increase our willingness to engage in risky or unconventional sexual behaviors. However, researchers have yet to examine whether this effect extends to robots. Hence, this study provides the first empirical evidence that state sexual arousal can increase our willingness to engage erotically with robots.”

Did we really need a study for this? Of course the reason people fuck robots is that they are horny. There is a ton of things we do simply because we are horny. Most of the things we do in a sexual manner stem from the horny tree also known as the tree of life. 

Eating ass? Horny.

15/15/30? Horny.

Suckin dick? Yup. Horny. 

Jerking off? Horny?

Jillng off? Horny. 

Clevland steamers? You already know, baby. Horny.

Blumpkin? Yup. That's that horny shit again. 

When you are looking at stuff online that you normally wouldn't just know that you are horn.? Horny. Horny as fuck. Hell, have you seen the front page of Porn Hub in the last few years? It's a wild place, stepbro. Do you think that flies if people aren't horny? Nope. People nearly shat themselves when Game of Thrones had Jaime and Cersi fuck and make little deviant children who did all kinds of fucked up things. They got laid while one of their kids lay there deader than a doornail. Any kind of nail really. Pick a nail (except those on your fingers and toes) and that thing isn't alive. 

You ain't doin that shit without being horny as fuck. No doubt about it. 

In summary, no shit scientists. People wouldn't fuck anything if they weren'tAnyAny  horny. Just ask those vending machines in Japan with dirty panties and shit. 

Horny.

Anytime dirty panties are involved, horny but may a thousand blossoms bloom as far as Im concerned but I ain't gonna spend any more time on it because, in the meantime, every 90 days a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland.