85 Year Old Jack Nicholson Was Seen For The First Time In Two Years And People Are Rudely Saying He Looks "Disheveled"

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Yesterday Jack Nicholson was seen for the first time in over 18 months. Daily Mail and a bunch of other losers decided to make their observations and judgements. Here's one article for example. 

And another from a few months ago

I'm gonna need everyone to back off for a second as we set things straight. What alive man doesn't look like that at 85 years old? I've woken up some days and looked worse than that. You know what I'm going to look like at 85? Dead. I'm gonna be withered away in a box for years by then. Disheveled? I'll be lucky to be breathing on my own with all my extremities still attached. You know what my grandpa was doing around that age of his life? He was escaping the house with his walker thinking he was in 1930s Poland. As far as I'm concerned Jack looks great and he should be celebrated for that. His reward should be peace and quiet. 

You know why he looks angry? It's because there's pissant photographers on his property taking pictures of him as he just woke up. The world today sucks, why should he be gleeful? That man grew up during the actual good ol' days. He's lived as good of a life as you can, but the outside world has very little to offer him now. Every day Jack rises he's reminded how nothing is what it once was. He checks the news here and there to see if they've made a time machine yet, finds out the bad news, and calls it a day. 

I will say I do miss catching a big Lakers game at Staples/The Crypt and seeing Jack there court-side. With their upcoming first round matchup with the Grizzlies it's going to feel wrong without him in attendance. You bet your ass he'll be watching from home, but it won't be the same. I'm willing to guess that's the only thing he misses regarding the outside world. That and gorgeous women wherever he went. The rest of society can all go to hell. 

P.S. Obviously the man is known best for his long list of roles, but his Oscar moment with Jennifer Lawrence will always be great

P.P.S. As a kid growing up the three names of Jack Nicklaus, Jack Nicholson, and Phil Mickelson always confused the shit out of my dumb brain. Yeah I've been stupid for a long time.