Some Poor Indonesian Man Got Eggplant Phallus (Broken Dick) When He Dared To Try The 'World's Most Dangerous Sex Position'

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I know what you're thinking. What exactly would be the most dangerous sex position? I mean it's called the world's most dangerous sex position here. Luckily we have the story

[Source] - An Indonesian man had to undergo emergency surgery after fracturing his penis while performing a notoriously risky sex position — which left him with an “eggplant” phallus.

The freak accident occurred while the unnamed 37-year-old male was reportedly having intercourse in the “reverse cowgirl” position, in which the woman is on top facing away from her partner.

Now just hold on a goddamn minute here. You're telling me reverse cowgirl is the most dangerous sex position? That doesn't even include standing up. I would have bet all my blogger money that a position that includes laying down on your back would not break your dick. Also love the breakdown of the position in the article here. Needed that. 

I refuse to believe this 'doctor' 

According to TikTok doctor Dr. Karan Raj, this is the “world’s most dangerous” pleasure pose, responsible for a whopping 50% of fractures.

How many people are doing sex wrong if you're getting fractured dicks this way? Can't happen. Won't happen. I don't mean to scare anyone here with facts and reporting, but you can have reverse cowgirl sex and not break a dick. That's just a fact - I say this as someone who has a perfect 100% batting rate of not leaving sex with an eggplant phallus. 

That said, this might scare a couple people: 

Lo and behold, things went south after the man suddenly heard a loud cracking sound followed by “pain discomfort and immediate loss of erection.”

Following the boudoir backfire, the patient began bleeding out of the tip of his penis and found himself unable to urinate.

Fuck no. I always thought broken kneecap or something along those lines sounded like the most painful injury, this takes it. Bleeding out of the tip of your penis? Absolutely not. I would never touch my dick again if blood is pouring out of it. Not to mention the whole being unable to take a piss thing. That is as uncomfortable as uncomfortable gets. I'd rather have blue balls for a week than not be able to pee. 

And the loud cracking sound? Yikes. That's what you get though if this is your first time trying something frisky. Just stick to the basics - missionary. I'm assuming this fella is married which means you're not trying to impress anyone. Just mark the calendar down that you had sex for the month and move along. 

Worst injury ever. Also won't be eggplant parm any time soon.