Olivia Wilde Celebrated Turning 39 By Parading Around In A Thong And Not Getting Another Tramp Stamp, As One Does

As the boss of this company says, everyone has a birthday, no need to celebrate. I agree. I don't care about turning a certain age and birthdays are mostly just another day unless I need to use it as an excuse to get out of something. But don't tell Olivia Wilde that. Who cares if she waited nearly 2 weeks to post her birthday post. It was worth it. 

This isn't a pro or even a negative Olivia Wilde blog. That's for you to decide how you feel. This is about doing whatever the fuck you want. That's what (I think) Olivia is trying to accomplish with this caption, then again, I never understand Instagram captions. It's always some motivational post and then a link to OnlyFans. At least that's what I tend to see when I'm looking for something to blog. 

But those hashtags? Are people complaining she's wearing a thong? I don't see anyone doing that. Hey, go get another ass tattoo. Even it out and get one on each cheek. No one would care. Also save this post for 40. At least that's what I assume she should have done. 39 is such a whatever birthday. Oh it's the last year of my 30s. Who cares? 

Anyways, you didn't click on this blog for rants. Here you go.