Watch This When You're High - How Do Tides Work?

Shout out to Neil DeGrasse Tyson for inspiring this one tonight. I came across this 

I'm a moron so I always just assumed the waters rose and fell because of the moon and chalked it up to that. Because that's what I was always told. Little did I know that it's because of "water bulges" caused by the gravitational pulls of the sun and the moon. 

Crazy.

Flat earthers lose again.

Here's the full NDT video.

Keep the suggestions coming, please. Keep them classy. No butt stuff.