Terrifying PSA: Alligators Are Apparently Now Able To Bend Metal Gates And Walk Through Them

That's it, I've seen enough. Cuncel da Florida!

To be honest, the Sunshine State has been worthy of that gif for years now considering it pretty much lived on Barstool for more than a decade. But alligators figuring out how to bend metal fences in Florida is like raptors learning how to open doors in Jurassic Park. It's a sign that the dinosaurs are evolving and that mankind is fucked.

I'm happy I got my Disney Boys trip in this week because there's no fucking way I'm going to a state where 1.3 MILLION alligators live after seeing that video. My kids may be brokenhearted to hear that their dad won't take them on the Disney trip he spent thousands of dollars on this April because of a viral Instagram video. But I'll just pop this scene on for them and they'll realize that it's better safe than sorry when dealing with cold blooded predators.

That shit is just as terrifying today as it was 30 years ago when it came out. Spielberg is a fucking magician.