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Of Course The Biggest Egomaniac In College Basketball Is Trying To Hop On The Kentucky Bandwagon Right Before March

Nope. Get the fuck out of here. I will not stand for the biggest egomaniac in college basketball trying to derail Kentucky's hot streak right now. Not on my watch. I don't care what people say about her, everything is the Sister Jean show. So much for believing in her own team too. She knows they are last in the A-10. She knows the stink. She doesn't believe they can make a run in the A-10 Tournament. You'd think of all the people in college basketball, she'd believe in miracles the most. Instead she wants to jump over on the Kentucky bandwagon.

I say no. Can't have her overshadowing players like she does every time Loyola Chicago tries to play. Poor kids can't even be shown as they are playing in the NCAA Tournament. Gotta have a camera on her at all times. Now this is all because of some book she's writing and it's so outrageous that it even includes something like this: 

Basketball STAR?!? I ain't ever see her shoot a jumper. I didn't know she came up with the defensive scheme against Illinois. She didn't do anything. ANYTHING. She's claiming victories and stardom for the work of college kids yet people want to say Calipari is an egomaniac. 

You know what? If she can sit down and hold a conversation with me about Chris Livingston's jump and the new switch to the offensive scheme, I might let her wear a blue shirt. I'm sure she doesn't know about the curl screen to get a mismatch and post up a wing on a guard. She can't even make a jumper.