Pray For The NCAA - Cavinder Twins Naturally Drop A TikTok Right In The NCAA's Face After Miami Gets Hit With NIL Infractions

Of course the first NIL violations include the Cavinder twins. It was 100% going to be either them or Olivia Dunne. The Cavinder twins were TikTok/social media stars for a couple years before transferring from Fresno State to Miami. Naturally, it's Miami and they love tossing around NIL money. Case in point: 

Now, this is of course the NCAA, so they have no idea what the fuck they are doing. The Cavinder twins didn't get in trouble per se, but were the cause for trouble: 

[Source] - A case involving Miami women’s basketball players Haley and Hanna Cavinder reached a negotiated resolution that resulted in a three-game suspension for Hurricanes coach Katie Meier, which she served at the beginning of the 2022-23 season. The Cavinder twins, who are social media sensations with a vast following, were not sanctioned—which is consistent with the NCAA’s stance that it does not plan to penalize athletes themselves for NIL-adjacent infractions.

Perhaps most significantly, prominent Miami booster John Ruiz, who violated rules by contacting the Cavinders and providing an impermissible meal, was not disassociated from the program.

A meal! We're talking about a meal! It's not even the money or contracts or whatever else. It's an impermissible meal. What are we doing here? This is without a doubt why we'll always make fun of the NCAA. Not only that but who gives a shit? Luckily the Cavinder twins responded correctly: 

This is 100% what they should have done here. They are social media stars as much as they are good basketball players. You strike the fear of God into the NCAA by dropping a TikTok on their ass. Using abbreviations that took me a second to figure out and a song I even knew. That's quality by the Cavinder twins. 

Out of all the NIL infractions, somehow, someway it's Miami's women's basketball getting hit. Stay hot, NCAA.