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Page Six - Carrie Underwood’s laundry set up is stealing he spotlight.

“That time I bought the noisy britches…,” she wrote on the post, modeling a pair of shiny black PVC leggings in her enormous closet, which includes a washer and dryer right in the middle.

Surrounded by rows and rows of shoes, the Grammy winner went on to explain that she bought the “super cute, patent leather … looking leggings” because she “thought they’d be cute for something” but “there’s just one problem.”

While plenty of fans had comments on the squeaky pants — offering suggestions like oiling the leggings — more seemed to want to discuss the stylish star’s laundry routine, with several proclaiming she was a “genius.”

“But the most serious question, do you have your washer/dryer in your closet?!?” one posted. “That’s pretty awesome!”

If you have been reading me of late, you know I am obsessed with rich people shit. Fascinated with the things rich people have, or what seems like only rich people can have. Look at those red boots. KFC literally proved that only rich people can afford them. He's rich ... he got the boots. 

I have also spoken about things we think that make you seem rich. What did we think as a kid or even as an adult that made you think people were rich ? Some of the answers were a real telling sign of where and how you grew up. 

  

Time to update the logs folks ! Carrie Underwood has flexed on the people ! One of the biggest "rich people shit" displays I have ever seen.  A DAMN WASHER AND DRYER in her closet. What a flex ! Do you know what kind of hassle laundry is ? And I have machines in my house. Imagine the people who live in buildings and lug that shit to the Laundromats ? Brutal. Searching for quarters, fighting over machines, sitting in uncomfortable seats, brutal. Again, I have machines and it sucks. Those people are warriors. Laundry suckssssss. 

The whole process sucks. Carrying shit down, seeing the overflowing hamper. Horrible. Carrie Underwood said fuck that and cut out the middle man and put the machines right in her (big as hell) closet. What a flex. Do you realize how easy your life is when you can take off your clothes and toss them in the washer right away ? How about when they are washed and you can then put them right in the dryer ? Or when you are getting ready and the shirt you need for the night is done and you can take it right out of the dryer and put it on ? Life altering. 

Thanks a lot Carrier Underwood for reminding all us poors we won't have it that good. Can't blame you though, rich people will do rich people shit.