Apparently Meghan Markle Is PISSED At South Park For Their Depiction Of Her And Prince Harry On Last Week's Episode
South Park is one of the greatest shows in TV history and last week, they proved that once again with their episode "The Worldwide Privacy Tour":
Last week on South Park, the long awaited "Prince Harry and Meghan Markle" episode finally dropped. Everyone who follows Matt, Trey and the show as a whole knew it was coming eventually. It's just too easy; if there's only one couple on earth that deserves to be parodied by the greatest parody-ers of all time, it's those two assholes.
And, needless to say, Matt and Trey nailed it. They hit on every single stigma lowly Yankee peasant like us have about those two dickheads and without fail, Meghan opened her big mouth. Via the Fox News:
Meghan Markle is reportedly not too happy with how she's been portrayed on Wednesday night's episode of the adult comedy show "South Park" titled "The Worldwide Privacy Tour."
A source told The Spectator that Markle has been "upset and overwhelmed" by the episode's release and is "annoyed by South Park but refuses to watch it all."
It's just SO PERFECT!!! Just think about it; Meghan's annoying ass was so annoyed with being called an annoying attention seeking asshole, that she dropped a quote to "anonymous" sources that let the entire world know she was annoyed by South Park's depiction of her.
It's an astonishing lack of awareness. For one, every major news outlet in the world is running with this "anonymous" quote. It's like she just dropped it in her "major media outlets" group chat on her phone. Either she's the anonymous source or she directed the anonymous source to drop that quote Fox, CNN, the NY Post, Daily Mail and every other massive media conglomerate on earth. There's no other explanation, unless journalists from all those networks and publications are running with unconfirmed quotes from unverified sources, and I, for one, know journalists in this country would never EVER pull a move like that.
And that doesn't even begin to address how, ya know, saying ANYTHING about the episode at all just brings the show more attention
Matt and Trey got her hook, line and sinker. She took the bait. She caught the magic dragon. Wouldn't be surprised if she has about a dozen more "quotes" leaked to the press from "anonymous" sources in the coming weeks to get back at the show. It's what she does and it'll give Matt and Trey all the more fuel for their next parody of her and her asshole husband.
The episode as a whole? It was okay. It wasn't The Tales of Scroty McBoogerballs episode or the World of Warcraft episode or the episode where the kids trick the town into thinking Butters was dead by pushing a hog carcass off a high rise. Not that good. But good enough and I'll never not take a chance to laugh at those two assholes' expense.