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The Most Electric High School Hoops Mixtape Ever Features This Unit With A Mullet Balling Out As Country Music Plays In The Background

It is very rare that I am impressed by a high school hoops mixtape these days. Every kid has one whether they score 20 a game or ride the bench. And with the free editing apps you can download on your phone they all look like Sebastian Telfair. 

But this is something different. This is something special. This is the future.

First of all this unit's footwork is akin to Michael Jackson in his prime. The mulleted moonwalker. The way he spins off the guy trying to box him out he looks like Myles Garrett. Never mind the fact that it was quite obviously on a made free throw attempt. Had that shit missed the ball was going to get gobbled up by big country here.

The amount of side arm passes up the court is phenomenal too. You can't really ever see where they go but the form is perfection. Like Patrick Mahomes dropping his arm slot to throw a TD pass between defenders around the end zone. You can't teach that. That's instinctual. 

And more people should include a free throw in their mixtape. Everyone has dunks, no look passes, and three pointers. But a free throw? And better yet a free throw where he runs his hands through his mullet after?! That kid just impregnated the entire crowd with that move.

And speaking of the mullet...

This, my friends, is peak athleticism. The look of a champion.

Jersey extra tight around the belly, shorts hiked up ultra high, black referee shoes with the mid-calf black socks, mullet flowing in the wind, NFL captain's C on his chest, and the look of pure determination. I'm not sure what "it" is but this fucking kid has it.

This kid's blood type is alpha. Old men call him "sir" when he walks in the room. This kid doesnt sleep, he waits. He could dribble a fucking bowling ball.

Men want to be him, women want to be with him. But they have to wait. Because right now the only thing he cares about is winning. And looking damn good while he does it. 

Wherever this kid goes and plays college ball I'm in. I want tickets to the first game.

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Now lets take a trip down memory lane and watch Sebastian Telfair make kids look silly.