French Soccer Team Does NOT Approve of an OnlyFans Model Shooting Porn in Their Stadium During a Match

This is French OnlyFans model Laure Raccuzo. I think. This Instagram page only has three posts. And in doing a minute or two of research for this post - in order to better serve you, because those are the sacrifices that come with the job - I was unable to find a single image where she shows her face. Apparently only showing herself from the upper lip down is her schtick. Sort of the opposite of that guy who lived on the other side of the fence from Tim Allen on Home Improvement. But true real gimmick is having physical relations with other people and posting the videos on the internet. Which I suppose leaves little time for Instagram. How can you get people to buy a cow when you're giving away the milk for free, and all that. 

And it seems Laure's artistic endeavors have run her afoul of her local French soccer team: 

Source - French club Nice have made a complaint after a pornographic film was created at their stadium during a match, and will take legal action.

The incident took place during their Ligue 1 win against Lille on January 29, which ended 1-0 to the hosts after a Gaetan Laborde goal - but he wasn't the only person to score.

Les Aiglons have filed an official complaint to police after details of the X-rated video emerged on social media, and are believed to be considering legal proceedings.

Supporters of the south-coast club alerted them to the fact the amorous incident had taken place mid-game on Sunday, with the club discovering the video on Monday, the day after, and starting to lodge the complaints process the next day. ...

The French porn actress Laure Raccuzo, who is on OnlyFans, is believed to have approached a random supporter before propositioning him as part of a 'challenge' and taking him to the toilets to carry out the act.

First of all, there are some PG-13 still photos from the video in question in the link above. I wasn't bringing that sort of salacious content to this respectable publication. See for yourself. 

Next, I thought I understood the French. I assumed they went through life with a kind of libertine openness about things like public toilet sex between strangers. Not to mention, an appreciation for creative, original filmmakers like Laure Raccuzo. They gave the world Francois Truffaut, Robert Bresson and Jean-Luc Godard, after all. Hell, they invented the term avant garde specifically to describe artists like them. But here we have Raccuzo going for that cinema verite style, that authenticity that can only be achieved by a real person going up to another person in a stadium and asking if he wants to bone her, and suddenly a soccer club turns into a bunch of Quakers. Go figure.

I don't know. Maybe it's just because I spent my formative years taking leaks in disgusting men's rooms at run down, filth-ridden hellholes like Fenway Park when the Yawkeys still owned it, Foxboro Stadium and the old Boston Garden, that I'm numb to the shock of a porn being filmed in one. Two strangers riding the F-train in a toilet stall wouldn't crack the Top 75 disgusting acts I've seen in a stadium men's room. 

The stories of the first time the Patriots opened what was then called Schaefer Stadium are legend. How it didn't have enough water pressure (2,000 years after the Aqua Appia brought running water to Ancient Rome, but I digress), so there was three inches of raw sewage in every bathroom. And people were being directed to go do their business on the floor of some empty store rooms. Picture taking your kid into one of those to find a grown man squatting in a cardboard box to drop a deuce as the stories have been told, and tell me you'd really be that horrified by the idea of peeing next to two people climbing Bone Mountain. There's not a type of DNA they can swap that you haven't seen a thousand times in those porcelain Petri dishes. As long as it entertains some of Laure Raccuzo's legion of fans, it's a small sacrifice. 

So lighten up, French soccer. Learn to support a struggling artist while making soccer more entertaining for non-fans. You'd think a city called Nice would be used to just saying "Nice!" and let it go, instead of getting all judgey.