I Guarantee That I Can Get A Hit Off 90% Of MLB Pitchers

I don't think people understand what I am trying to say here. I am getting 10 full at bats against these bastards. I get to feel them out with at least about 30 to 40 pitches and I have to jump on one mistake. I have hit 95 before its all about timing and when a pitcher has so many pitches I can be real fucked but I am confident in getting one hit. 

Look at those stats in the video. I am a career .330 hitter and would have been higher if my coach didn't tell me to stop drinking sophomore year. I play baseball way better when I am hungover because I focus more on not being sick and don't overthink what pitches are coming and fuck with my head. I have one of the best eyes baseball has ever seen, so when one of these bastards needs to get a fast ball in I will hit it right between the short stop and 3rd baseman. I am not saying that i am going to hit .400 and hit doubles off of them, I am just getting the job done. The pitchers I said I could get a hit off of aren't overpowering and I know what I need to do. 

If any MLB pitcher wants to take me up on this challenge, I'll be ready. I might strike out 9 times but I will have no problem getting that one hit. Just don't get upset when I hit that single.