Here's Your Day After Super Bowl Hangover Smut Blog

I'm hungover. You're hungover. We're all hungover. I know it's a joke that's been beaten into the ground 1000x over, but today should be a national holiday. When I woke up this morning, I wanted somebody to shoot me in the face. 

Then I started zipping through IG stories of some model I stalk who's taking part in the Black Tape Project in Miami this week.  The Black Tape Project is an event some dude conjured up where he puts - you guessed it - black tape over the holiest of holies on the hottest women on the planet in the name of art or something like that. Don't care about that part. 

Here are the models. You're welcome you little perverts!!!