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This Random Tweet From Before The Season Started Predicting The Exact Way LeBron Was Going To Break The Scoring Record Is Further Proof We're Living In A Simulation

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You ever sit around sometimes and wonder if we're all living in some sort of simulation? Something's up right? We just…exist? I don't think so. That's what they want you to think. Now I don't know too much about aliens or time travel outside of the dozens of times I've watched Avengers movies on TNT where I act like I totally understand all of Tony Stark's cool models and formulas, but sometimes shit happens in life where it makes you take a second and think, wait a minute. 

One of the more common instances of this is of course, Twitter. As they say, there's a tweet for everything. Nothing freaks me out more than seeing some sort of random tweet with a sports prediction made way in the past that suddenly comes true. You're telling me someone didn't hop in the DeLorean, gun it to 88 and then hopped on Twitter? OK Peter Pan. That's precisely what happened because how else could you explain it.

It's one thing when those tweets are title predictions and things of that nature. Those are fun and a little spooky, but it has nothing in comparison to the tweets that predict random shit. Those are the ones that makes you feel like something has to be going on. Last night, we were blessed with another one of those instances on the night LeBron broke the record

Now wait a minute. This tweet comes from 4 days before the NBA season began. Tonight was the first time the Lakers have faced OKC this season. In October, you have no idea how many games LeBron is going to play between the start of the year and Game 55. So, right off the bat I'm spooked.

I then wanted to know how accurate his 18 point prediction was. As it turns out, the Thunder only built a 15 point lead, but make no mistake, they kicked the shit out of the Lakers in this game. They were the clear better team for 48 minutes so 15/18 it's all the same shit in my eyes. The point being made was that LeBron was going to break the record while getting his ass kicked by the Thunder, and well wouldn't you look at what happened

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I can't be the only one who sees that tweet, realizes what happened in real life, and then does not say what the fuck. How? How is it possible that some people in this world can clearly see the future but only when it comes to extremely random sporting achievements and I can't? I mean what the hell. I don't ask for much, I'm not even saying I want it for gambling purposes, I just want to know shit. I want to be able to put tweets out like that. You know how viral they go when it actually happens? What a thrill that dude must be going through right now.

Whenever tweets like this hit my timeline, I eat it up every time. It might be sad to some, but I just can't help it. Imagine if after we die we all learn that life actually is a simulation and these tweets were the evidence that everyone ignored in real time. Hiding in plain sight if you will. Sounds crazy, I know. 

…..but is it?